steve rogers: rides a motorcycle and rides bucky barnes’ dick
Okay, but Bucky completely owning his metal arm.
He’s been back for a couple of weeks when Steve asks if he wants to go shopping. Bucky always loved looking dapper and put together, so maybe it’s time to find his look for the 21st century. Nat tries to take them, but Steve is very proud of his newfound fashion sense and insists he take Bucky (Nat is like “okeeey >_>” but lets them go
and stalks them through the mall ready to leap out and tackle them if they buy anything too atrocious).
Bucky LOVES it. He loves the scarves, he loves the skinny jeans, he loves that clothes are made with spandex so nothing binds as much. He loves sleeve tabs and canvas jackets. Zippered boots and striped pullovers. It’s a good thing it’s Memorial Day sales because he and Steve buy out half the stock.
And as soon as they get home Bucky pulls out the scissors and systematically cuts the left sleeve off everything.
Steve is standing there like hundreds! of dollars! of merchandise! please at least hem the wovens
And Bucky just looks at him. “I’ve got a METAL ARM, Steve. Nothing’s gonna top that look.”
Bucky completely owning his metal arm, the symbol of everything Hydra destroyed and took from him, and everything he. took. back.
Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
"It is okay, Buck."
The dream is alive.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
the greatest gift sebastian stan has given us is the multitude of little gestures and facial expressions with which to work for our various interpretations of bucky’s headspace at this point in the film. like, damn.
sebastian stan + longer hair
THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
sarah rogers had the patience of a saint, and loved her troublemakers very much.